Holy Cow!

People say "Holy Hannah" which is cool. It makes me feel special. People also say "Holy Cow." So, if I were a cow named Hannah people could say "Holy Hannah the Cow." Although, cows are sometimes fat and lazy... okay, cows are always fat and lazy. I don't think I'd want to be a cow. Also, if I was a cow, I'd sleep and lumber around the fields. I wouldn't want to live in a stupid barn my whole life and stand in my own crap. If I did live in a crap-standing barn, I'd start a cow revolt! My cow friends and I would kick down walls and escape into the wild outdoors. Cows are... cool. Moo.