Living in the woods

I would definitely live in the woods without socialization if I could. I love the outdoors. Of course, I'd HAVE to have a dog, and a shower, and a piano, and a little cabin. But, I am not attatched strongly enough to human contact to need to be around people. As long as I had my dog, I would be great. I am so excited to bring Embree home. My softball coach just said I could bring him to practice.

Embree!

I'm getting a border collie puppy! My parents and I went to see the litter yesterday and the puppy that I've been looking at getting for weeks helped execute my plan perfectly. The litter was standing, waddling around and I knelt beside the pen and Embree walked up to me and stuck his nose between the bars. My dad picked him up an he kept looking at him. Embree tried to lick him. My dad said he was cute. When we got home, he said to give the owners a call, and it's a definite. I'm getting a puppy! I'm so excited. I'll post pictures as soon as he comes home.

Bird Lady

There is a bird lady. She has leopard spotted wings. She is very serious... about learning. She speaks about the brain like she wants to eat one - because she is the bird lady. I think she gets manicures for her talons. She peers over her glasses inquisitively. The bird lady talks... a lot.

April Vacation

My vacation was lovely. I spent a lot of time with a litter of border collies. They are adorable. I wrote a couple of songs and a poem or two. I got a nice tan. I added a couple more bars to my piano composition. Got to play a lot of piano. I slept a little bit. It was a nice vacation. My brothers came home and we went out to breakfast. I finished my AP Art History final (it took 7 hours)- so, that whole class is FINISHED! I didn't really hang out with anyone except my family and Kayla and Krysta. I made some money at work. And that really is about it. I guess that's all.

Apple Pie Cough Drops

I currently have an apple pie cough drop in my mouth. It is cinnimony, appley, and sort of icky. It is not apple pie, and doesn't really taste like apple pie. I haven't had apple pie since Christmas. I haven't had any baked goods since February. It's sad. I guess that's all I have to say. Sort of lame. I'll put up a picture.

Wordle

Hamlet soliloquy lines 395 - 406

Pet Peeve

My pet peeve is when someone is closed minded to the point where they don't even listen to what others have to say. It frustrates me. I start shaking and get really angry. I usually just walk away from them because there is nothing that I can call them that will make any impact... maybe a good slap in the face? I end up boiling in my anger for hours after the conversation. I also hate being tickled. I can't control the situation or my body and I end up kicking people.

I also don't like whiners like Julian. They bitch all the time about having pneumonia, yet they are still in school... completely illogical.

Holy Cow!

People say "Holy Hannah" which is cool. It makes me feel special. People also say "Holy Cow." So, if I were a cow named Hannah people could say "Holy Hannah the Cow." Although, cows are sometimes fat and lazy... okay, cows are always fat and lazy. I don't think I'd want to be a cow. Also, if I was a cow, I'd sleep and lumber around the fields. I wouldn't want to live in a stupid barn my whole life and stand in my own crap. If I did live in a crap-standing barn, I'd start a cow revolt! My cow friends and I would kick down walls and escape into the wild outdoors. Cows are... cool. Moo.

Ouch

So... one of my classmates/ teammates cut the tip of her finger off. She said it was just hanging there and SHE DIDN'T GO TO THE DOCTOR! Who doesn't go to the doctor after something like that happens? I would. I'd probably call 911 in a panic ha ha.

Actually... I'm pretty sick. I have a terrible cough but I'm not going to the doctor. I don't have time.

Squirrel

Francesca and Coco

Once upon a time a squirrel, named Francesca, bought a pony. She named the pony Coco, but he was too big for her to ride. Francesca would sit on Coco's back and kick him with her heels and say "Giddy-up," but Coco wouldn't budge. Francesca was just too small and weak for Coco to feel her kicks.

Francesca grabbed a twig and tried to slap Coco with it, but still, he could not feel it. Poor Francesca wanted so badly to ride her pony, but he was just too big. She decided to sell him after owning him for two weeks, but just before someone came to buy him she got an idea.

Coco loves carrots!, she thought to herself. So she tied a carrot to a string out in front of Coco's nose and he began walking! Francesca was so happy and she decided to keep Coco. They lived happily ever after.

The End

prom...

I would love to go to prom. I'm not sure who I'll go with, but if I don't have a date, I'm not going to go by myself. Prom is such an insignificant event in the big picture of things, but at this tiny little high school, it is like the end-all be-all. I don't feel like it's my job to ask someone to prom, I think that the guy should ask the girl. And... ugh, no wonder why no one's asked me; I am so selective and kind of cold-hearted. I don't mean to be, I just hate emotions. Emotions are icky, and I would rather be ruled by my brain but I can't ignore my feelings. Actually, I can, and do on most occasions, it's just the strong emotions that I hate. Now what the heck does any of that have to do with prom?

Friday-ness

I am sick. Happy Friday to me. I took NyQuil last night and it didn't work at all. I got about 2 hours of sleep. I feel like I'm going to melt into a little blob of nothingness. It's awful. I never get sick, and when I do I get all dramatic about it because I'm not used to it. I took Echinacea and an immunity boost and my daily vitamin. I drank Cranberry juice this morning, like it was going out of style. I'm going to be gone all day tomorrow so I want to be all better.

April Fool's Day

Today is April Fool's Day. I hate April Fool's Day. Today will be interesting, to say the least. I don't want to elaborate on this topic, but, I'm very excited for softball tonight. I have to run the mile today in gym... blah. I'm so sore from track. This is quite possibly the most boring blog post I've written so far. Sorry...

I'll put a picture on here to spice it up a bit.